Christie Mason is the head of the local PTA. She's large and in charge,
especially down below. She believes the best way to keep people
involved is to make sure they always have a stake in it, and that just
means they'll have to have more kids.
So bring me your MILFs, your lonely housewives, and of course their daughters. Christie is also a wiz with pastries, and she'll be doing some frosting and some filling, so you shouldn't be afraid of them getting a little bun in the oven now and then, and Christie might be a little mean so if that scares you off, too bad so sad. She only looks sweet and mom-next-door.
Don't worry about her husband either, they've got an arrangement and I've already got a player for him. Christie just plays the field and plays it well.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Christie's always looking for new, dedicated women to do their part.
Mother of the Year
So bring me your MILFs, your lonely housewives, and of course their daughters. Christie is also a wiz with pastries, and she'll be doing some frosting and some filling, so you shouldn't be afraid of them getting a little bun in the oven now and then, and Christie might be a little mean so if that scares you off, too bad so sad. She only looks sweet and mom-next-door.
Don't worry about her husband either, they've got an arrangement and I've already got a player for him. Christie just plays the field and plays it well.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Christie's always looking for new, dedicated women to do their part.
Mother of the Year
Celebrities have a duty to make sure
they are good role models for America's youth and there are too many who
are running around flaunting everything that god or the surgeon gave
them. Katy Perry, Sofia Vegara, Christina Hendricks, Jennifer
Lawrence...the list goes on an on. That's why Christie formed an
nationwide extension of the PTA, except this one is looking for decency
on the silver screen and boob tube.
So, all of you celebrities keep an eye out because Christie wants to have a few words with you. You'll probably have your mouth full though.
So, all of you celebrities keep an eye out because Christie wants to have a few words with you. You'll probably have your mouth full though.